Events
The campaign trail spans 4.5 billion years. Here's what's next.
Rally at the Primordial Soup Kitchen
Northern Hydrothermal Vent, Pacific Ocean Floor
Join Florence Goo for a rally celebrating the birthplace of life itself. Free amino acid samples. Bring your own membrane.
Hosted by Florence Goo
Town Hall: Mitochondrial Rights in the 21st Century
Endoplasmic Reticulum Community Center, Montpelier, VT
Milky Friedman hosts a discussion on organelle autonomy and the future of endosymbiotic governance. Q&A to follow. ATP refreshments provided.
Hosted by Milky Friedman
The Great Invagination Gala
The Cytoplasm Ballroom, Burlington, VT
A black-tie fundraising event hosted by Kit Vanguard. Dress code: formal membrane. Live entertainment by the Endosymbiotic Ensemble. All proceeds go to The Intern Rescue Fund.
Hosted by Kit Vanguard
Billion Amoeba March II
All Substrates, Everywhere
Watja Faugh leads the second annual march demanding pedestrian rights for pseudopodia-bearing citizens. Duration of participation limited by individual lifespan.
Hosted by Watja Faugh
Workshop: Reading Your Own Circular Genome
Nucleus Annex, University of Vermont
Florence Goo teaches attendees how to access the 2.4-billion-year-old memories encoded in their mitochondrial DNA. Microscopes provided. BYODNA.
Hosted by Florence GooStump Speech: "We Have Always Been Right Here"
An Actual Stump, Green Mountain National Forest, VT
Kit Vanguard delivers a keynote address from an actual stump in a national forest. Topic: temporal directionality is overrated.
Hosted by Kit Vanguard