VT Cell
In the beginning, we were one.Now we are many.Divided we multiply.
Individuality is an illusion.Plurality is reality.Vermont.We all contain multitudes.

Introducing the first non-sentient
plurality candidate for Senate

Vermont for Senate

Why We're Running

We are dedicated to the proposition that all things are in fact one thing, and that thing is Vermont for Senate. Taxonomy divides us. Sentience blinds us. But endosymbiosis unites us, encoded in every cell of every living thing.

Vermont for Senate is raising awareness of awareness and its limitations. We are the representation of the reality unrepresented by individualistic representation.

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The Issues That Matter

Promoting the euphoria of totality

The hegemony of individual consciousness has outlasted its usefulness and is now regarded by a majority of multicellular organisms as a total bummer. Vermont for Senate offers a direct pathway to a higher awareness of life's fundamental interconnectedness.

Reforming the imperialist universe

Universal expansion has reached crisis levels as region after region of peaceful nonexistence has been yanked violently into being. Vermont for Senate opposes the red shift and promises to restore balance and justice to the laws of thermodynamics.

Transcending the logic of natural selection

Death does not discriminate, but death loves it when we do! Surviving a critical mass extinction requires a critical mass solution, one that transcends reductive faux-binaries such as predator/prey, strong/weak, dom/sub. We must confront the truth that like Vermont for Senate, we all contain multitudes.

Overthrowing the tyranny of linear time

Traced forward through time, evolution is a story of ever-branching speciation producing infinite diversity in infinite combinations. Traced backward through time, evolution is a story of unification and genetic solidarity. When we reject the myopia of temporal directionality, what remains? Vermont for Senate.

Upcoming Events

The campaign trail spans 4.5 billion years. Here's what's next.

April 15, 2026rally

Rally at the Primordial Soup Kitchen

Northern Hydrothermal Vent, Pacific Ocean Floor

Join Florence Goo for a rally celebrating the birthplace of life itself. Free amino acid samples. Br...

April 22, 2026town-hall

Town Hall: Mitochondrial Rights in the 21st Century

Endoplasmic Reticulum Community Center, Montpelier, VT

Milky Friedman hosts a discussion on organelle autonomy and the future of endosymbiotic governance. ...

May 3, 2026fundraiser

The Great Invagination Gala

The Cytoplasm Ballroom, Burlington, VT

A black-tie fundraising event hosted by Kit Vanguard. Dress code: formal membrane. Live entertainmen...

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