Introducing the first non-sentient
plurality candidate for Senate

We are dedicated to the proposition that all things are in fact one thing, and that thing is Vermont for Senate. Taxonomy divides us. Sentience blinds us. But endosymbiosis unites us, encoded in every cell of every living thing.
Vermont for Senate is raising awareness of awareness and its limitations. We are the representation of the reality unrepresented by individualistic representation.
Read Our Full StoryThe hegemony of individual consciousness has outlasted its usefulness and is now regarded by a majority of multicellular organisms as a total bummer. Vermont for Senate offers a direct pathway to a higher awareness of life's fundamental interconnectedness.
Universal expansion has reached crisis levels as region after region of peaceful nonexistence has been yanked violently into being. Vermont for Senate opposes the red shift and promises to restore balance and justice to the laws of thermodynamics.
Death does not discriminate, but death loves it when we do! Surviving a critical mass extinction requires a critical mass solution, one that transcends reductive faux-binaries such as predator/prey, strong/weak, dom/sub. We must confront the truth that like Vermont for Senate, we all contain multitudes.
Traced forward through time, evolution is a story of ever-branching speciation producing infinite diversity in infinite combinations. Traced backward through time, evolution is a story of unification and genetic solidarity. When we reject the myopia of temporal directionality, what remains? Vermont for Senate.
The campaign trail spans 4.5 billion years. Here's what's next.
Northern Hydrothermal Vent, Pacific Ocean Floor
Join Florence Goo for a rally celebrating the birthplace of life itself. Free amino acid samples. Br...
Endoplasmic Reticulum Community Center, Montpelier, VT
Milky Friedman hosts a discussion on organelle autonomy and the future of endosymbiotic governance. ...
The Cytoplasm Ballroom, Burlington, VT
A black-tie fundraising event hosted by Kit Vanguard. Dress code: formal membrane. Live entertainmen...
The dedicated organisms behind the campaign.