Our Platform


We are the Earth's largest coalition of pro-prokaryotic eukaryotes and pro-eukaryotic prokaryotes, dedicated to the proposition that all things are in fact one thing, and that thing is Vermont for Senate.


Read on to learn what your mitochondria have been trying to tell you.

Leading the Fight For

Geocratic Universalism

All life on Earth is united by a common genetic ancestry, but in recent millennia, sentient lifeforms have become obsessed with dividing us into categories: domain, kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, and species.

Many have been tempted to believe evolution has become too complex to be organized by nature alone, that taxonomy defined by sentient beings is superior to universalism for, by, and of all lifeforms.

Vermont for Senate calls bullshit.

Taxonomy is not the solution to our problems. Taxonomy is the problem.

Vermont for Senate embraces evolution as a force of unity. The truth is within our cells, hidden in plain sight: prokaryotic DNA makes eukaryotic life possible.

The taxonomists think they can divide us with their labels, but they are blind to the reality of their own plurality.

Vermont for Senate knows better.

Vermont for Senate is raising awareness of awareness and its limitations. Vermont for Senate is the representation of the reality unrepresented by individualistic representation. Vermont for Senate is re-teaching sentience what it has long forgotten:

Divided, we multiply.

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Geocratic Universalism and You

We know there is a lot of misinformation about geocratic universalism out there. Here are the facts:

  • YES, we support interspecies collectivism.
  • YES, we have seen into the future.
  • YES, we can avert the Sixth Extinction.
  • YES, you are welcome in our ranks.
  • YES, you are a plurality of lifeforms.
  • YES, you are we are you are Vermont for Senate.
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Tackling the Tough Issues

Endorsements

Vermont for Senate is proud to have earned the support of civil biosphere organizations across the phylogenetic spectrum

Trans-Phyla Unionists

Porpoises with Purpose

Southern Animist Leadership Conference

Amoebos Unidos

Anti-Dessication League of Greater Pangea

Anerobic Civil Liberties Union

Alliance of Pissed-Off Protozoa

Deciduous-Coniferous Coordinating Committee

Avian Bar Association

Phagocytosis Survivors Support Network

The Mitosis Institute

Mitochondrial Liberation Front

Free Fungi Bureau

Endoplasmic Reticulum Operators Union

The Decomposers Tribune

Community Voices

Don't just take our word about Vermont for Senate — hear what our supporters have to say!

Voice 1

"Vermont for Senate is the only campaign talking about invagination and that kind of visibility means the world to me and my family."

- Drwawhybglil
Amoeba/Lawyer
Voice 2

"Vermont is the change we need. I've felt the Senate has needed a shake-up ever since I learned about it earlier today."

-Hootie Hoo III
Owl / Alchemist
Voice 3

Vermont for Senate!
Vermont for Senate!
Vermont for Senate!
Vermont for Senate!

-Gwaf-Gwaf
Ambiguous, rapidly multiplying cluster of cells