Save Max!
During a recent canvassing drive in the Primordial Soup of Northern California, The Intern, whose name we are pretty sure was Max, was tragically lost to a band of pirates on a high-stakes hand of blackjack.
This is quite serious. The Intern was only born not so long ago. He donned our canvasser vest before he even developed his first appendages. He is now consigned to seven years of indentured servitude, and the only way to secure his early release is cold hard cash.
Our legal team has advised us against recouping our losses through further gambling, and so now resort to even more depraved measures. So we're asking you to...
We have already asked for so much. But now we are again asking for more. We can bring The Intern home. But we need your help.
Inward and Upward!
